MacGyver: The Poem
By Kellyanne Lynch
A great guy to know
Can get out of a jam
Can make a bomb quickly
Alakazaam
The gadgets he makes
By using his mind
By searching a room
And piecing his finds
What is he doing
This only he knows
Wait 'til he's finished
His hard work will show
But not only that
No, wait, there is more
He's got quite a charm
Everyone adores
Except for Murdoc
And other bad guys
Whom MacGyver takes down
Because he's so wise
He works for Phoenix
For a guy named Pete
And he works so well
Always on his feet
He's helped so many
Like his best friend Jack
Challengers Club too
They all call him Mac
So that's MacGyver
Explained in few words
Now you're not deprived
'Cause now you have heard
Ever in trouble
And yu can't fight back
Just open your mouth
And call out for Mac
- 7/8/95