SI: You probably hear Napoleon Dynamite quotes all the time. Ever hear one from an athlete?
Heder: We [Heder and Benchwarmers costars Rob Schneider and David Spade] were the grand marshals for the NASCAR race at Atlanta this year, and we got to attend the drivers' meeting before the race. After the guy at the front of the room [NASCAR official David Hoots] read off the rules, he asked, "Does anyone have any questions?" Michael Waltrip raised his hand and said, "Yeah, can you bring me my Chap Stick? My lips hurt real bad!" It was an awkward moment because [Hoots] didn't get it.
