“Jimmie Kicked Butt”
By Kellyanne Lynch
24 March 2001

Disclaimer: Do I really NEED one for this fic? Don't know anybody associated with NASCAR, and I'm not on their payroll. Just a fan. This is for entertainment purposes only.

Summary: A sequel to the NASCAR poem "Jimmie Crapped Out", where now I'm being nice to the Lowe's driver. Hey, he drove an awesome race today!

Author's Note: After Jimmie had such a great day at Bristol (one TOUGH track!!!), I figured I should write this, since I made fun of him and all. Jimmie, do you forgive me? LOL! Yeah, he's reading it. Actually, I AM Jimmie!!! JK!

Dedication: Again, to my little sister Colleen, even if she DID write a song that makes fun of Mikey.

Rating: PG

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Jimmie kicked butt on his own
Jeff Gordon was so proud
'til he hit the pole
Kurt Busch got in his first win
Rammed in Spencer's Target end
But Jimmie held his own

Yeah Jimmie kicked butt on his own
Poor Mikey fell behind
with his screwed-up tow
Junior bumped Robby from his place
Who got up in young Earnhardt's face
Still a good day for Lowe's

Jimmie
Yeah Rookie Jimmie
He kicked some butt
Jimmie
Yeah Rookie Jimmie
He kicked butt on his own

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A/N: Yeah, I know Jeff didn't hit any poles, but it SO went along with the last one, I couldn't resist! If it bothers you too much, just substitute it for "wall", okay?